If you want your ass to be eaten out like there is no tomorrow, you gotta make sure that it doesn’t smell like shit… literally.
Prepping your booty for munching and insertion is like preparing a meal. You gotta do it right in order for your guests to enjoy and keep them wanting to cum back for more.
So listen up: clean that dirty hole of yours before guests come over. Your mom wasn’t wrong when she told you to tidy up before company arrives. No one wants to walk into a mess. Trust us, having a clean space will ensure everyone has a good time.
If you’re worried about poop, like most anilingus connoisseurs are, consider using a gentle douche to clean yourself out. We recommend investing in a bulb douche – basically a turkey baster for your ass. Squirt some water up there and give it a good rinse. The goal is to clean out the first few inches of your rectum – the area where you’ll actually be penetrated – so there’s no risk of any unwanted surprises.
What is Anal Douching?
Anal douching is like giving your asshole a power wash. Just shove this tool, the Anal Douche (link below), up your backdoor and blast that crap out. The key is to only hose down the first few inches of your anal canal, the space where you’ll actually be penetrated , so there’s no crap lurking around. But don’t overdo it or shove it too far up there – you don’t want to unleash a tsunami of leftover poop from your colon and create even more of a mess. That ain’t fun for anyone involved.
It also might make your colon unhappy – washing out all of that beneficial bacteria. Not to mention a little lonely without its digested food friends.
How to safely Anal Douche for Your Partner
Wanna learn how to douche your butt for anal sex? Here’s what you need to know:
- First, choose your fluid wisely. Water is king, especially lukewarm water. No cold shocks or boiling lava, unless you’re into that kind of torture. We recommend you skip soaps, salines or anything that isn’t just water
- Coffee is included on this list unless you’re a professional coffee enema user.
- Fill up your turkey baster of a douche.
- Lube up that nozzle so it doesn’t rip your asshole.
- Gentily stick the nozzle into your butt. Don’t force it in there
- Slowly squirt the water into your hole for about 10 seconds. It’ll feel weird at first, and remember, you don’t need to fill up your whole butt.
- Hold it in for a bit while you clench your cheeks. Then let it all out into the toilet with a big exhale.
- Do this a few times until the water runs clear.
- When you are happy with the results, give the douche a good clean and hop in the shower to wash that ass off.
Timing is everything When Anal Douching
Douche at least 1 – 2 hours before play time. Any sooner and you might have some leftover water lingering up your butt. Give it some time to make sure all that liquid can come out. As much as we love squirt, trust us when we say that, nobody wants a wet poop juice squirt surprise during anal play.
Do you HAVE to Douche?
Nope. Douching is not a mandatory step, but if you are planning on penetration and want a squeaky clean experience, it is definitely worth considering.
Douching will add an extra layer of confidence and relaxation and will allow you and your partner to enjoy the experience fully, without worrying about shit – literally and metaphorically.
If you are unable to douche, a thorough cleaning will suffice. Soap up your bunghole and give it a good external clean. This will be good if you are having gentle anal play like a nice little rimjob.
Cleaning your butt before anal play may not be the most glamorous task, but trust us, it’s worth it. Whether you’re an experienced pro or just starting to explore butt stuff, keep in mind that a little prep work can make all the difference. No one wants a dirty bum ruining the fun. So get that shit clean and start enjoying the wonderful world of anilingus and anal insertions!
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