Ah yes, the age old debate. Pussy vs. Bussy – what really feels better? Recently my colleagues and I at Squirt Studios have been discussing this titillating topic in a few heated meetings.
To keep you informed on our consensus we decided to bring out points and findings public.
In today’s article we will outline the pros and cons of bussy and pussy and for once and for all declare which not only feels better, but is better as a whole.
At the end of this article, feel free to let us know in the comments what you prefer and if we missed anything as well.
Now let’s get into the details.
What Is Bussy?
Bussy is a comedic slang term for a man’s asshole. It is a blend of ‘boy’ and ‘pussy’ and is used in an endearing way by the gay community. Or from your bros. Bussy originated from the LGBTQ community as early as the George Bush administration, but has recently started picking up exponential steam due to its repeated references in memes and pop culture.
Popular club banger “Bussy” by The Harry Morrissey music group portrays the rise of the term ‘Bussy’ in today’s popular culture.
But this still begs the question: How does a bussy feel? And, is bussy really better than pussy?
What is Pussy?
Now in order to compare we must understand all terms. Even if it’s common. On the other hand of the orifice spectrum we have pussy. Now, I’m hoping you know what pussy is. If not you probably need to slide out of those church pews, and ask your grandma for fifty bones and head on down to the local strip club to make yourself less of a prude.
Anyways, Pussy is a slang term for the vagina. A sexual reproductive organ which I’m sure you’re aware of. I’m sad we had to go there but now that you’re up to speed we can successfully compare the two.
The Debate: Top Reasons Why Pussy Is Better Than Bussy
1. Pussy is Self-Lubing
The vagina is a magical creature and comes with built in self-lubrication. It’s like having heated seats in your car. On the other hand, the bussy? It’s more of a vintage model car, classic, sure, but it needs constant maintenance without any self-made juices.
Furthermore, a bussy’s need for external lubrication makes it high-maintenance compared to the effortless glide of a naturally lubricated pussy. For this reason, pussy takes the crown when it comes to both pleasure and practicality.
2. The Girls Will Always Offer It: Grade-A Coochie, On Demand
When you’re down bad and desperate for some intimate TLC, the ladies have your back. While girls may not have a bussy, they have something far different: Grade-A coochie. Whether you’re straight, gay, bi, or somewhere in between, pussy is there for the taking (consensually, of course). If you’re a lesbian? Even better. You’ve got an all-access pass to some premium pussy to get yourself back in the game. Unlike the bros and their bussies, the girls bring a certain finesse and reliability to the table that simply can’t be matched.
3. Nature’s Little Dishwasher – Coochies Are Self Cleaning
Anothing thing pussy has over bussy, is that the vagina is a self-cleaning organ. It’s like the the Marie Kondo of human anatomy, tidying up after itself without you even asking. Compare that to the bussy, which demands prep work akin to cleaning a barbecue grill before and after every use. With the bussy, it’s all about maintenance: enemas, wipes, and prayers to the hygiene gods. The pussy, however, cleans up its own mess and regenerates like a superhero, making it a clear winner for anyone seeking both pleasure and convenience.
At the end of the day, the pussy is like the friend who shows up on time, brings snacks, and helps clean up afterward. The bussy? More like the chaotic friend who needs constant attention and leaves you with a mess. While both have their charms, pussy’s winning combination of self-lubrication, self-cleaning capabilities, makes it a tough competitor to the bussy.
Top Reasons why Bussy Is Better Than Pussy:
1. The Bros Will Always Offer Their Bussy
One key reason for the bussy’s rising popularity is its consistent availability, especially in times of need. When you’re down on your luck, your bros are there, ready to step up or, rather, bend over.
This is literally the ultimate act of camaraderie, loyalty, and masculinity. Furthermore, engaging in such experiences as bussy spelunking can even deepen the bond between friends.
2. The Greeks Invented It. Bussy has Historical Roots
To understand how bussy’s came into the cultural zeitgeist, we must look back to ancient civilizations, particularly the Greeks, who played a pioneering role in normalizing male on male intimacy.
In classical antiquity, anal sex was both an art form and a topic of great intrigue, frequently referenced in plays and literature. These cultural touchpoints were not just about lust—they were often symbolic of power dynamics, mentorship, and even humor. Much like today’s comedic use of the term “bussy,” the ancient Greeks intertwined humor and erotica in their storytelling. For those intrigued by historical parallels, GQ’s article on the origins of anal sex provides a fascinating deep dive into how this tradition has evolved into its modern expressions.
3. It’s Always Available in the Toughest of Times: Survival in the Backdoor
Sometimes, life throws curveballs, and men find themselves in challenging situations where options for intimacy are unavailable. Enter the bussy. Bussy is a reliable option even in the most trying of circumstances, like during jail or exile. Whether it’s the necessity of human connection or the undeniable primal drive, the bussy has historically served as a source of comfort and companionship in times of deprivation. In prison, where scarcity often breeds creativity, the bussy becomes a resource to maintain a sliver of intimacy.
Side Note: Do Women Even Have a Bussy?
While reading this article, there may still be a few lingering questions. One common one will be: Do women have a bussy? The short answer is no. Biological women do not have a bussy. However, for trans women, the concept of a “default bussy” is all too real, as it aligns more closely with their anatomy pre-transition.
Final Results: Bussy vs. Pussy Debate – Which Is Better?
Sorry ladies, according to our colleagues, your feedback, the men on the street corners, and PornHub’s latest 2024 search results in review study, bussy, is the new pussy.
Yes, 2025 is now the year of the bussy. And it’s because of it’s historical nature and availability. Not necessarily the feel of it that has won it this esteemed award.
Now if you’re looking to keep your bussy clean for your boys, please consider reading our article on cleaning your bussy here. Well, that’s that. Please let us know what you think is better in the comments below!
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