It’s time we talk about the elephant in the room: Eating good ass.

These days, when a girl goes down on a man, it’s not just about licking and putting the schlong in her mouth. No, there’s so much more than that and we’re going to show you what you’re missing.

While Blowjobs are pleasurable due to intense nerve stimulation, only some girls know how to take it to the next level. The ones who do, are steeped in the wisdom of giving head.

What am I getting at? Well, if you want to give good head, you must journey underground. When a woman goes even deeper underground and starts eating that bunghole, that’s the time when the party starts. Everyone remembers when she ate that ass and how it tickled at first. And every man and women will never forget it.

Follow along and we’ll show you how to eat ass like a vulture.

What’s the fuss about, and what does it mean ass-eating?

This question is rather simple, but let’s explain it a little bit and first say that ass-eating or kissing the chocolate starfish is one of the best way of stimulating a guy’s anus. Similar to other erogenous zones, the anus has many nerve endings. So, when a rather naughty babe enjoys fulfilling a guy’s dreams by eating the shit out of his anus with her tongue, it excites him even more. Now we don’t mean literally, as it’s important to anal douche for your lovely counterpart before any ass eating commences.

While some may consider this ‘taboo’ because a person goes down where all the garbage goes out, it’s one of the reasons why it’s brilliant.

And ask any man thats pooped before, and you know they’ve got a little bit harder once they were taking a dump. So, naturally, because of all the nerve endings and a male g spot, a BJ will be better because the guy will be harder and more bricked while having his backdoor stimulated.

How to Prepare for Eating Your Man’s Ass?

This is another pretty straightforward and extremely simple question, and the answer should be like that. Keep both your hygiene and his hygiene on point. These are the three major steps that everyone needs to fulfill. No cap.

1. Clean it up thoroughly

Before anyone is brown-nosing their significant other’s big chocolate pocket, if there is some hair down there that a person needs to get rid of. If you like getting heir in your month, that’s cool, but seriously, go see a downstairs barber or something to help you out and look cool, so your A-hole looks like new.

2. Wash That Chocolate Starfish

So before any ass eating commences, one should consider using an Anal Douche. Now please use a real one which which you can find in a sex shop to get rid of unnecessary dirt. We’ve all heard the stories where some redditor recommends sticking up a bottle of body wash to flush everything out. This we advise against.

Also, the sun doesn’t shine down there, and it’s naturally darker than the rest of the body, and it’s pretty much the same for other genitalia. So if you want to take your ass eating game to the next level, consider asking your partner to consider anal bleaching or anal sunning. It’s an option, but it’s not necessary, but it’s awesome if you respect the person eating your arse. 

3. Don’t gas it up

Just imagine the scenario when your tickling someones starfish only to have them fart in your face. All the gas will go up your nose and you’ll probably puke instantly. In that case it is not a rim job anymore and it brings us to a different fetish which doesn’t do much when it comes to giving the best head. If you want to to stop your butt trumpeting whether giving or receiving here’s what you have to do:
Skip the gas bombs like beans and broccoli. Munch on chill foods like bananas, chicken, and yogurt because those are gut-friendly squad goals. Ditch fizzy drinks (your intestines ain’t a balloon animal) and season with ginger to keep it classy. No more crop-dusting the squad. That’s it.

Some great Techniques & Positions for Ass Eating

Now if you’re looking to give or receive a ‘Booty Buffet’ any time soon, here are a few positions and tips so fire, you’ll be taking your pants off quickly every time your hubby is around. Now without further ado, here’s how to rim like a pro:

Positions That’ll Make Your Tongue a Star:

  1. Doggy Style: Classic, reliable, and perfect for ‘cheek-spreading.’ If you can’t get comfy, have your partner go full pancake (lay flat) while you tongue-paint like an artist.
  2. Face-Sitting: Can you trust your partner to plop their dump truck on your face? If so, let them park it on your face like a throne. Prop your head with a pillow and pray they know portion control. No suffocation here, it’s licking, not dying.
  3. Reverse Face-Sitting: Same throne, but now the view’s rear-facing. Hands-on the wall/headboard is optional for balance because nobody wants a wipeout moment mid-rim.
  4. Anilingus 69: A two-way street of oral excellence. Booty up, head down! This is the multitasking Olympics. Go for gold, baby.

Ass Eating Techniques That Will Take It To The Next Level

Tongue the Crinkles: Yes, that wrinkly lil’ bullseye has nerve endings. Hit it with circular swirls like a DJ at Coachella. ‘Erra Erra’ – Disk scratch.

Nose or Chin Play: When the tongue needs a water break, let your nose or chin sub in. Teamwork, right?

Bring in Toys: Got a vibrating tongue dinger? Slap that bad boy on and level up. Your tongue deserves a partner in crime.

Moan Like You Mean It: Vibrations from your pleasure noises = chef’s kiss for them. Literally.

Switch It Up: Go fast, slow, soft, or hard. Ask for feedback like it’s a Yelp review and fine-tune your tongue game.

Now, we have reached the end of this eating booty article. We thank you for reading this far. Now go forth and conquer the booty banquet, but don’t forget to hydrate. Happy feasting!

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