Blarp! There was a sound when you put something in there, and now you think you heard a goblin’s lip smack!
Before you dig your hole and vanish from the world – DON’T! That was just a littl queef, and it’s entirely natural!
Now, you probably don’t care because it has already made your ears and cheeks go red like paprika, but it’s important to feel happy and content in your body. Let’s dismantle the Great Queef Wall and the Stigma of the Queef and see what’s a queef is, and how it’s not so bad afterall.
How Is A Queef Made? – The Forbidden How It’s Made Episode
If you happen to have a vagina of some sort, then you’ve probably heard this evil cackling at least once in your life!
The folks also call it vaginal flatulence or vagina farts — wait, don’t run away! Don’t worry! It’s just air that got trapped inside you and is trying to escape while squeezing past something girthy. It can happen when you put in objects like tampons, certain naughty toys with a flared base, a menstrual cup, or a certain very realistic toy ahem.
It won’t happen while you are being eaten out, so no worries! Unless he lifts your rear end up in the air while there’s air already inside. The g-forces can make the trapped air rush passed you. So be careful.
Sex Is Full Of Sounds – Fear Not Thy Queef
Sex and masturbation can get very messy very fast! Being comfortable with your partner and yourself is the No.1 most important thing in the world. Social media and porn can often trick our brains into feeling inadequate about ourselves and the natural processes our bodies create.
You might feel embarrassed with your new partner, but as you become closer, this shyness will pass. Intimacy is meant to bridge the gap between you! And hey, people get turned on by intercourse sounds, so it can be your lucky day!
The Importance Of Sound During Sex
Let’s be real. If that pussy ain’t talking, you ain’t performing coitus right. Just kidding. But we beilve these sounds can add a sort of ambience to sex that can make it fun and exciting. Even if you’re a vanilla kind of guy or gal.
The fetish and kink side of sex is a diverse place, and even if you don’t consider yourself a kinkster and enjoy regular vanilla sex you or your partner(s) may have subtle triggers that make the experience flavorful.
Anything from dirty talk to whispers, groans, moans, slippery sounds, drips, or breathing might help you feel more aroused and engaged. Queef is yet another noise in the equation that is a natural product of your passion, and it can easily add to the moment.
The Great Memeing of Queefing
The elusive and often troll-like queef is a part of the life of millions of women and people with vaginal openings who are already stacked with many sweet deals God and Lilith decided to pass onto humankind. The Zommers and the Millenials online have already made real estate of the condition and converted it into a meme fest! What better way to complain and bond over little imperfections of life than joking about an innocent condition? Fire up your camera and write some text because you will realize you’re not alone!
Does A Queef Smell? What If I Blow Air Inside?
Unless the air in your room smells of cooked food or perfume, a queef shouldn’t have any odor that you can pick out. Just in case you are feeling like a mad scientist and find yourself interested in forcibly blowing air down there, it’s best not to try it. Although rare, this can sometimes cause a medical symptom called air embolism, which is basically air pockets blocking up your blood vessels. Although treatable, it can become very serious for your health and even the baby if you are expecting!
When The Queef Smells
Queef shouldn’t smell at all, but when it does, then you have a medical situation on your hand. It’s very important to understand that you shouldn’t be embarrassed about the odd scents coming from your VJ. Your health is very important, so treat yourself kindly. Conditions that can make your vag flatulence smell like feces can be rectovaginal fistula, a serious medical issue, which indicates there is an open door between the colon and your vagina. The causes can be spawned from things like diseases, surgeries, and childbirth.
Other Causes Of Queef
Sometimes, a queef can slip out during your daily activities like bending, stretching, and walking. This is a random process that happens, but there can be a condition that eggs on those little slips! Pelvic organ prolapse can be the cause of your unusually frequent vaginal flatulence, and it typically occurs when your pelvic floor collapses. The cause of the collapse can be many, but if you are a bodybuilder, then it might be a result of lifting heavy weights. Other causes include childbirth and treatment for gynecological cancer.
Can I Stop Queefing?
Well, you might be eager to keep the air inside you obedient, but in most cases, there is very little you can do. Where there is a hole, there is a goal, and you can expect the pesky air to slip inside at any moment. However, if you have gone to your doctor and you know that your pelvic floor is weak or tight or your pelvic organs have prolapsed – you can try following certain yoga and exercise routines. But don’t go rushing because you need an adult/expert for these types of things!
Embrace Your Queef, And Yourself
You are a person with a vagina and you have come this far in life! That’s incredible and yu should be proud of yourself. You are worthy of love no matter what odd biological occurrences make you think you’re strange and odd. A queef is natural, and it can sometimes indicate serious health issues. In intimacy and in daily life, it’s a part of you and shouldn’t be hidden away. Spread your wings far with laughter, pride, and awareness as the queef propels you like a jet into the wast sky!
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